the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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