Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I love you. Go after that dick
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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