Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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