How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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