Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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