wakey wakey hands off snakey
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm always down for nudity.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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