you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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