its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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