New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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