Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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