You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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