My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
