I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think I sprained my soul last night
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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