The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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