You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
this will be a night to untag.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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