Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
