your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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