Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
are you so shy because you have an std?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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