Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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