I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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