My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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