just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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