is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
