I'm so fucking centered right now
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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