I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I am mentally ready for anal.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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