apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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