So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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