There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize