It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Never underestimate the power of titties
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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