Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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