how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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