I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Randomize
