with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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