can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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