thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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