If i come over, it means nothing
I cockslap morals
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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