Yo dont text me then not text me
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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