dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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