i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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