Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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