this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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