Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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