It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
