Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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