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What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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