When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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