What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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