do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
