I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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