So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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