I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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