So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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