Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Let's get the cat blown out
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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