i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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