Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
operation harelip BJ is a go
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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